I had to share with you photos of a DNA Testing Van that I saw in New York City. I almost killed myself to get the photos (sorry about the lousy pictures). Check out the photo of the side of the van. It actually says “Who’s your Daddy”. It’s an onsite testing unit so no one has to leave the comfort of their own home to get a DNA Test Swab. Picture yourself sitting at home eating a bologna cheddar sandwich and having this truck roll up your driveway. That will ruin your weekend quicker than hurry up. Does the Van Driver call up and let the recipient know of the mandated court ordered test or is it like a Surprise Visit? That would be a tough surprise, almost worst then your in-laws visiting.
Does this van represent a new society low?
Litigious Society + Morale Corruption = Who’s Your Daddy Van.
Classic Americana
TwoTireTirade 
August 1st, 2013 at 12:12 pm
That’s NYC for you! Test your DNA at the hotdog stand!
August 1st, 2013 at 12:44 pm
Classic Stuff…..I guess it really does make it convenient.
August 1st, 2013 at 3:08 pm
Here in our ever more restrictive UK, everyone is fired up about a van driving around London with the words Go Home or Face Arrest on the side, designed to target people overstaying their visas. But this manages to be tackier, somehow. I see there’s a number on the side. Is that for reporting bad driving? Or can you call the van to your ‘hood?
August 1st, 2013 at 6:54 pm
I think think that is the home delivery button for a drive by service!
August 1st, 2013 at 8:16 pm
Mobile services take a new leap?
August 1st, 2013 at 9:30 pm
What is next, mobile delivery service of prescription marijuana?
Oh wait a minute that already exists as well. American can not get any better.
August 24th, 2013 at 3:45 pm
Hey 2, you need to update the color coded map for OR