Top Ten Reasons Why Old Fat Guys Can Learn How to Dual Sport

Top Ten Reasons Why Old Fat Guys Can Learn How to Dual Sport

10. We Know our Way Around a Carburetor
9. We Wreak of Old Man Smell which is Guaranteed to Keep Away the Flies
8. Were Old and Fat but were not Dead

7. We Party Like Rock Stars Every Night till 6:38 pm

6. Old is the New Twenty

5. Were as old as the Rocks we Ride On

4. Our Wives have been Sick of us for Decades and would rather have us Riding Dirt than be at Home Playing Chess with our Pet Hamster

3. Were Old Enough to Still Know how to Use a Compass and Map

2. Our Colostomy Bag Easily Substitutes for a Hydro Pac during Long Rides in the Bush

1. Viagra in the Gas Tank gives the, motorcycle Engine 12 more Horsepower to get Up Any Hill

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