Intelligence reports from domestic resources raise the Nations Roadway Alert Status to Hot Pink. This is in response to DEER UNITE’s promise to wreak havoc across the roadways of America. DEER UNITE is a Quadruped Outlaw Group made up entirely of White Tail Deer. Little is known of this fugitive gang but it is believed to have an Anti-Deer Hunting Agenda.
DEER UNITE released a statement saying, “In response to the unprovoked killings of innocent deer across the county during the upcoming Hunting Season, we have no other choice but to fight back the only way they know how”. Sources speculate DEER UNITE will strive to cause roadway chaos by initiating (DEER on Auto) and (DEER on Motorcycle) Accidents throughout the next four months. . Experts also speculate that DEER UNITE will focus on bringing down motorcyclist throughout the 2012 Hunting Season.
Use extreme caution while riding this season; you never know when a White Tail Deer will have you in his bull eyes as your ride down a majestic rural road.
This is a fictitious news story used to warn fellow motorcyclist about crazy deer that always seem to be jumping in front of motorcyclist on the open roadways during hunting season. Be careful, it’s Deer Madness out there.